$GOBLON β–² +420.69% MARKET CAP $6.9M HOLDERS 6,666 LIQUIDITY LOCKED πŸ”’ TAX 0/0 $GOBLON β–² +420.69% MARKET CAP $6.9M HOLDERS 6,666 LIQUIDITY LOCKED πŸ”’ TAX 0/0
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[ $GOBLON β€” CA: rTn4aC33XbLLdgSTBGV5v84NFzc5toM3MCEjsJtpump ]

The Goblon Runs
the Market Now

Half CEO. Half chaos. 100% running your portfolio.
The most unhinged executive in DeFi history just took the desk.

BUY $GOBLON VIEW CHART
// origin story

WHO IS GOBLON?

Legend says he was born in a server room during a 3 AM margin call. Part troll, part tech bro, entirely unhinged. Goblon didn't apply for the job β€” he just showed up, put his feet on the desk, ordered 40 cheeseburgers, and started signing executive orders.

He doesn't pump bags. He cursed the bags until they pumped themselves. He doesn't follow markets β€” markets follow him. And right now? He's pointing at YOUR wallet.

$GOBLON isn't a token. It's a political event. A meme election. A hostile takeover of the timeline.

COMMUNITY TOKEN MEME WARFARE CTO SOLANA 0/0 TAX LOCKED LP
Goblon King on Throne
// the numbers

TOKONOMICS

🧾
1,000,000,000
Total Supply
πŸ”₯
0 / 0
Buy / Sell Tax
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100%
Liquidity Locked
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RENOUNCED
Contract Ownership
πŸ‘Ή NFT COLLECTION β€” COMING SOON
// goblon genesis nfts dropping soon β€” hold tight, degens. the goblons are being minted.
// the grand plan

ROADMAP

● LIVE Phase 1
// PHASE 01
GOBLON AWAKENS
  • Token launches. Chaos begins.
  • Community assembles in Telegram
  • CTO hands seize the narrative
  • Chart goes up. Normies panic.
  • First 1,000 holders blessed
β—Œ SOON Phase 2
// PHASE 02
MARKET MANIPULATION ARC
  • Trending on every platform
  • CEX listings initiated
  • Influencers start calling
  • The Goblon tweets. Markets react.
  • 10,000 holders achieved
β—Œ CLASSIFIED Phase 3
// PHASE 03
GLOBAL GOBLON TAKEOVER
  • $100M market cap or riot
  • Goblon merchandise drops
  • Major tier-1 CEX listing
  • The meme becomes the news
  • IRL Goblon HQ established
β—Œ CLASSIFIED Phase 4
// PHASE 04
INTERDIMENSIONAL LIQUIDITY
  • Goblon crosses into your timeline
  • Portal to alternate dimension opens
  • $1B market cap unlocked
  • The Goblon achieves sentience
  • You already know what happens next
// it's easy, degenerate

HOW TO BUY

01
GET A WALLET

Download Phantom or Solflare. Create your wallet. Write down your seed phrase. Don't lose it. Don't be that guy.

02
BUY SOME SOL

Buy SOL on any exchange β€” Coinbase, Binance, Kraken. Transfer it to your wallet. You'll need it to buy $GOBLON.

03
GO TO RAYDIUM

Head to pump.fun to buy. Once $GOBLON bonds it trades on PumpSwap AMM β€” pump.fun's own internal DEX, not Raydium. Connect your wallet and paste the CA.

04
SWAP & HOLD

Set slippage to 1-3%. Enter your SOL amount. Hit swap. Confirm. Welcome to the Goblon Army. πŸ‘Ή

CONTRACT: rTn4aC33XbLLdgSTBGV5v84NFzc5toM3MCEjsJtpump
// classified intel

THE GOBLON FILES

Goblon at the desk
Oval Office, 3AM. Fast food. Cigars. Chaos.
Goblon King
The Iron Throne Arc
Goblon Paris
Paris Encounter, 2024
Goblon Hacker
Hacking Markets
Goblon Sniper
Target Acquired
// genesis collection

GOBLON NFTs

The Goblon Genesis Collection is coming. A limited set of hand-crafted goblin NFTs for the earliest, most degenerate members of the army.

Goblon NFT 1
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COMING SOON
GOBLON #001 β€” THE EXECUTIVE
GENESIS TIER Β· 1 OF 1
Goblon NFT 2
πŸ”’
COMING SOON
GOBLON #002 β€” THE KING
GENESIS TIER Β· 1 OF 1
Goblon NFT 3
πŸ”’
COMING SOON
GOBLON #003 β€” THE PHANTOM
GENESIS TIER Β· 1 OF 1
TBA
Total Supply
SOL
Mint Currency
TBA
Mint Price
SOONβ„’
Launch Date
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// goblinify yourself

PFP GENERATOR

Upload your photo. The Goblon does the rest. Download and flex your goblin era.

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UPLOAD YOUR PHOTO
DRAG & DROP OR CLICK TO BROWSE
JPG, PNG, WEBP β€” SQUARE PREFERRED
// AWAITING UPLOAD β€” SELECT A PHOTO TO GOBLINIFY
// GOBLIN FEATURES
// ADJUSTMENTS
GREEN TINT INTENSITY 40%
EAR SIZE 100%
EYE GLOW INTENSITY 60%
CONTRAST BOOST 10%
// FRAME STYLE
β—ˆGOLD
β—ˆGREEN
β—ˆFIRE
β—ˆMATRIX
β—ˆSKULL
β—‹NONE
// WATERMARK / TEXT
// OUTPUT SIZE
// official theme song

THE GOBLON ANTHEM

🎡 NOW PLAYING

This is the track we blast at every X Spaces and TikTok Live.
Turn it up. Let the Goblon energy take over.

β–Ά PLAY ON YOUTUBE
πŸ”Š X SPACES OPENER πŸ“± TIKTOK LIVE THEME
// join the army

THE GOBLON ARMY

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